Poop-wotlol?

I wrote this a while back hahaha, however I just now thought to put it on here after referencing it.

Enjoy!:

Ok, this is graphic and inappropriate in nature, but I must document this.  So, as we all know the feeling when it arises-some of us greet it with open arms, others charge it like a necessary chore.  That’s right; I felt the urge to go number 2.  So as I break the seals of my sphincter to release my man made waste, I didn’t think anything of it.  As most men do, I stood up before I flushed to view my masterpiece.  Unbeknownst to me, a turd the size of my forearm had slid right out from underneath me.  I flush…go figure, the first one out and it clogs the toilet.  Holding in the rest that must be released, I attempt to unclog the toilet.  I’m no repair man or mechanic, I just know the motions.  So I work at it and a few flushes later I hear the water and air smacking each other on the lip of the pipe-music to my ears.  I then let the next one out-this one was simple enough.  Once again, I peer into this little pond (fearing I had given birth to another monster) and low and behold!-the part out of the water was steaming!  A steaming pile!  I didn’t know that feces could ACTUALLY steam!  I thought it was just a saying or a phrase…this has got to be the weirdest dump I’ve ever experienced-however, enlightening.